POOR FISHERMAN FINDS WHALE VOMIT WORTH MILLIONS

Naris Suwannasang, a 60-year-old Thai fisherman, was walking by the sea last Monday when he noticed several pale lumps washed up on a beach. It was ambergris, which is basically vomit from sperm whales, which is used in expensive perfumes. It’s worth a fortune. The lumps weighed 220 pounds (100kg), making it one of the biggest-ever finds. Naris has already been offered 960,000 Thai baht per kilo if the ambergris is high quality. That comes out to about $3.2 million. He currently earns about $600 a month from fishing.
* Ambergris, also known as nature’s Powerball ticket.
* This explains that perfume, Chanel Number Whale Vomit.
* If you could figure out how to perform the Heimlich maneuver on a sperm whale, you’d be sitting pretty.
* “Thar she blows chunk!”
* I imagine this can only end well for Mr. Suwannasang, a poor fisherman who now has 2.4 million dollars.
* With all that money, he should buy a boat so he doesn’t have to fish from the beach anymore.
* Nah, he won’t have to fish anymore at all. As far as fishing is concerned, this is Mr. Suwannasang’s swan song.