MAN BUYS HOARDER’S HOME, FINDS TREASURES
Turned $10,000 into $400,000.
MAN ARRESTED FOR STEALING DIRTY DIAPERS
Why the big stink?
WOMAN GIVES ROBBER ORAL SEX TO STALL HIM UNTIL POLICE ARRIVE
There goes my hero.
LOST DRIVER SPENDS 18 DAYS LOST IN OUTBACK
The wilderness, not the restaurant.
GOLFER KILLED BY FALLING TREE BRANCH
A golfer dies and goes to heaven.