MAN STABBED TO DEATH BY HIS OWN CHICKEN
Irony.
MAN’S FINAL WISHES: ASHES MIXED WITH BEER AND POURED DOWN THE DRAIN
In the gutter again I see, Mr. McGlinchey.
COURT ORDERS MAN TO PAY EX-WIFE FOR HOUSEWORK DURING MARRIAGE
On top of regular alimony.
THE POOP MAP APP
Snappy app maps happy crappy.
THE CANADIAN POST CARD INITIATIVE
Wish you were here.
WOMEN’S BEACH VOLLEYBALLERS FORBIDDEN TO WEAR BIKINIS IN ARAB TOURNAMENT
Your fans are behind you, ladies.
WOMAN’S CAR HAS RACKED UP $2800 PANDEMIC PARKING BILL
Stuck at a Canadian airport during the pandemic.
FIVE-STAR HOTEL FORGOT TO PUT MIRROR COATING ON SAUNA WINDOWS
“Hey – what’s all this mirror coating doing in the storage closet?”