DEAD DRUMMER PROPPED UP BEHIND KIT FOR FUNERAL
Downbeat.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO SOFTBALL TEAM
Nine babies.
SPACE WINE EXPECTED TO SELL FOR $1 MILLION
Graaaaaapes Innnnnn Spaaaaace!!!!
TOURIST FALLS OFF ENGLISH CLIFF, SURVIVES
Into four feet of water.
COW GIVES BIRTH MID-WEDDING
Don’t have a cow, at least not now.
MCDONALD’S ROBBER WANTED NUGGETS, BUT IT WAS TOO EARLY
Had to settle for a McMuffin.
BRITISH MAN COMPLETES GOAL OF PARKING IN EVERY SPACE IN SUPERMARKET PARKING LOT
Yeah, we know, But what have YOU accomplished lately?
85-YEAR-OLD MAN BLAMES VIRILITY ON COVID SHOT
Get the vaXXXine.