HIDE THE PICKLE IN THE CHRISTMAS TREE
A holiday tradition. Really.
ALL-BLACK CHRISTMAS TREES
Ho-ho-emo.
AUDIO: TODDLERS CURSING MORE
Freakin’ kids. Where do they learn this stuff?
MOTHER-IN-LAW WANTS TO CHARGE FAMILY FOR XMAS DINNER
Smart, or tacky?
SCIENCE: IT TAKES 2.5 DAYS TO POOP A LEGO
Shitting bricks, literally.
PERFORMANCE REVIEWS BECOMING LESS POPULAR
Turns out, they don’t help anyone.
HOME ALONE: A HANDY GUIDELINE
When is it ok to leave your kid alone?
HOLIDAY OFFICE PARTIES GONE BAD
Pffft… amateurs.
HOT CHEETOS TURKEY
Coat your bird in crushed Cheetos.