04 THE BUZZ

Colorado, you should eat something.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an arrow.

Also, no sarcasm.

La la la.

Crappy candy goes in, Reese’s Cups come out.

Wanna know if someone died in your house?

A $15 million chicken.

But not you, you’re a good parent.

4 Hershey Kisses, 5 Starbursts or 25 Skittles.

Put it on a Saturday.