WHICH STATES ARE MORE PEOPLE MOVING TO?
Vermont.
THINGS THAT DROP ON NEW YEAR’S
Possums, pickle and drag queens.
THE BEST NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
Go ahead, eat that donut.
MOST RIDICULOUS LAWSUITS OF 2018
So sue me.
WOMEN TALK IN A DEEPER VOICE WHEN THEY WANT SEX
I speak whale.
FESTIVUS: AIRING OF THE GRIEVANCES
What’s your beef?
NEW FITNESS TREND – A GALLON OF MILK A DAY
For bodybuilders.
THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN 2019
“Look forward to” is such a relative term.
AUDIO: HOT NEW TOY – YELLIES
The louder you scream, the faster they go.