SOME OF MONDAY’S APRIL FOOL’S DAY PRANKS
Tom Brady retiring? Har!
NO ONE’S HAVING SEX
Especially you.
BEARDS MAKE A MAN MANLIER, ANGRIER, AMENABLE
The beard as a communication tool.
ADULTING CLASSES
Take lessons.
WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ROBOCALLS?
Your government at work.
MOTHER-IN-LAW WANTS WEDDING MONEY BACK FROM CHILDLESS COUPLE
I paid good money for a grandchild.
HALF OF YOUNG PEOPLE DON’T HAVE A ROMANTIC PARTNER
Someday your prince won’t come.
TODAY IN TOILET SEAT NEWS
Science marches on.