WE SPEND $100,000 ON XMAS OVER THE COURSE OF A LIFETIME
$1,556 a year?
SURVEY FROM STEAK COMPANY SAYS WE’RE GETTING TIRED OF TURKEY AT THANKSGIVING
Your plan won’t work, Omaha Steaks.
2018 TOY HALL OF FAME WINNERS
Uno? Lame.
THE MOST-GOOGLED THANKSGIVING RECIPES IN EVERY STATE
Who doesn’t know how to make Jell-o?
OPRAH’S FAVORITE THINGS 2018
The minions aren’t happy with the prices.
THE FATTEST/SLIMMEST STATES
Colorado, you should eat something.
ARCHERY DODGEBALL
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an arrow.
DON’T SPANK YOUR SNOWFLAKE
Also, no sarcasm.
AUDIO: PANDAS SING FOR SEX
La la la.
HALLOWEEN CANDY EXCHANGE VENDING MACHINE
Crappy candy goes in, Reese’s Cups come out.