AMERICANS FEEL $19,800 IS A LIFE-CHANGING AMOUNT OF MONEY
And that’s sad.
AUDIO: KID WRITES NOTE TO TEACHER: “HOMEWORK IS NOT A REAL THING IN THE REAL WORLD”
Boy, is he in for a surprise.
AMERICANS DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY
Take the test!
WORKER MISTAKENLY GETS FLOWERS FIRST DAY ON JOB
No one told him they weren’t for him.
FRENCH FRY RANKINGS
#1: Five Guys
VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIALS FOR TRAVELERS
Fun for fliers.
VALENTINE’S DAY: NAME A (BLANK) AFTER YOUR EX, FEED IT TO A (BLANK)
What is this, the Match Game?
BEES CAN DO MATH
But they stink at differential equations.
THE VALENTINE’S DAY PICKLE BOUQUET
At $44.99, it’s a great dill.
VALENTINE’S DAY SURVEY
You’re doing it wrong.