2018 TOY HALL OF FAME WINNERS

The Toy Hall of Fame has announced its annual inductees. The winners:
– The Magic 8 Ball
– The card game Uno
– The pinball machine
These toys and games beat out a field of finalists that also included American Girl Dolls, chalk, Chutes and Ladders, Fisher-Price Corn Popper, Masters of the Universe, the sled, tic-tac-toe, Tickle Me Elmo, and Tudor Electric Football (the vibrating table with the plastic figures).
* Said the Magic 8 Ball to the toys that didn’t make it, “Signs point to Eat Me.”
* Sorry, chalk.
* To be fair, chalk is already in the Limestone Hall of Fame.
* Tickle Me Elmo tried to give them the finger, but he doesn’t have any.
* Oh, man, Sonic Youth and Jethro Tull are snubbed again!
* Of all the toys in the Toy Hall of Fame, the pinball machine is the only one that keeps taking your money.