THE CLEANSEBOT WILL DE-GERM YOUR HOTEL BED
Using UV rays.
SLANG UPDATE
Are you hep to the latest jive?
BEING A SINGLE MAN STINKS
Says science.
AUDIO: NOW, KIDS ARE USING TOO MUCH TOOTHPASTE
Make up your minds.
WE MAKE BAD FINANCIAL DECISIONS 8 TIMES A MONTH
i.e., spending what you don’t have.
HALF OF US HAVE LOUSY HANDWRITING
Chicken scratch.
THE BEST JOBS
… are the boring ones.
BABY REVEAL LASAGNA
Blue lasagna.
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A MICRO PIG
So stop buying them as pets.
THE “TEN YEAR CHALLENGE” COULD JUST BE DATA COLLECTION MINING
Facial recognition algorithms.