PUMPKIN SPICE PRODUCTS YOU CAN GET FOR YOUR PET

Here are ten pumpkin spice products on Amazon that you can get for your pet, so that they’ll hate you:
1) Pumpkin Spice Dog Dental Chews
2) Pumpkin Spice Pet Shampoo
3) Pumpkin Spice Treat-Dispensing Ball That Looks Like A Jack-o-Lantern
4) Pumpkin Spice Tea Cookies Dog Treats
5) Pumpkin & Spice Pet Odor Exterminator Candle (* Thanks, but I’d rather smell the pet odor.)
6) Pumpkin Spice Pet Cologne for Dogs
7) Pumpkin Spice Squeaky Plush Dog Toy That Looks Like A Starbucks Latte (* Yes – teach your dog to attack Starbucks cups. It’s fun!)
8) Pumpkin Spice Protective iPhone Case That Has A Cutesy Animal Quote On It (“I Just Want to Drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes and Pet My Cat”)
9) Pumpkin Spice Printed Bandana For Your Dog
10) A Pet ID Tag That Says “Pumpkin Spice Everything”
* Guaranteed to get your dog picked on at the dog park.
* Will this make the other dogs smell your dog’s breath instead of his butt?
* Thanks, Pumpkin Spice, for making this the absolute worst time in history to be alive.
* Pumpkin Spice – wasn’t she the Spice Girl with the really orange-looking spray-on tan?