AMERICANS DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY
Take the test!
WORKER MISTAKENLY GETS FLOWERS FIRST DAY ON JOB
No one told him they weren’t for him.
FRENCH FRY RANKINGS
#1: Five Guys
VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIALS FOR TRAVELERS
Fun for fliers.
VALENTINE’S DAY: NAME A (BLANK) AFTER YOUR EX, FEED IT TO A (BLANK)
What is this, the Match Game?
BEES CAN DO MATH
But they stink at differential equations.
THE VALENTINE’S DAY PICKLE BOUQUET
At $44.99, it’s a great dill.
VALENTINE’S DAY SURVEY
You’re doing it wrong.
THE CLEANSEBOT WILL DE-GERM YOUR HOTEL BED
Using UV rays.
SLANG UPDATE
Are you hep to the latest jive?