THE CURE FOR “RESTING BITCH FACE”
B-o-t-o-x.
B-o-t-o-x.
The left one is warmer.
What are civics?
Care Bears are lame.
Like an invisible fishhook.
Suppress those hormones, kids.
John Bolton: “It really works!”
Keith Richards is way ahead of you, fellas.
It’s okay to be a little hungry sometimes, America.
Hurry up and read this.