WOULD YOU MOOCH UNEATEN FOOD FROM AN ABANDONED TABLE?
You gonna eat that?
COMPANIES SEEK WORKERS FOR WACKY, FREE PUBLICITY
Not around here, bub.
AUDIO: GEN-Z DOESN’T USE DEODORANT
Yes, we know.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH $10 MILLION?
But not a real fur coat, that’s cruel.
OUR FAVORITE VEGETABLES
Yay, corn.
AUDIO: SHOCK BRACELET HELPS YOU BREAK HABITS
The Pavlok wrist band.
TWO WOMEN WILL NAME YOUR BABY IF YOU PAY THEM MONEY
…and if you are stupid.
THE END OF MUSIC AS WE KNOW IT?
Surprisingly, not a story about Post Malone.
SURVEY: CANADIANS ARE RUDER THAN AMERICANS ON AIRPLANES
Take that, hosers.
WALMART WILL HAVE EMPLOYEE PLACE GROCERIES IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR
What could possibly go wrong?