STEEP RISE IN PLASTIC SURGERY FOR MEN
Eyelids and lipo.
FAMILY TIME SURVEY
Movie night again?
THIS YEAR’S HURRICANE NAMES
The same list as 2013.
THE MOST-REQUESTED WEDDING GIFT: A MIXER
That they’ll use once.
MODERN ETIQUETTE
(burp) Excuse me.
HAVE YOU GOT A WRIST FRECKLE?
Made you look.
WHAT DO AMERICANS FIND MORALLY ACCEPTABLE?
Yay, liquor!
WEIRD BEERS
Pickle Rick American Wheat.
BURNOUT IS NOW A DISEASE
I don’t care. Whatever.
RED VS. WHITE WINE DRINKERS
You can’t make this stuff up. Or can you?