THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Here’s another episode of Three Dumb Headlines! These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Biting Into String Cheese Is Fine, Actually”
2. “We Ranked The Horniest Holidays And Valentine’s Day Isn’t First”
3. “Can An Improv Class Help You Do Your Job?”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “This 9-Year-Old Girl May Be The World’s Youngest Tattoo Artist”