THREE DUMB HEADLINES!

Here’s another “Three Dumb Headlines!” Discuss these recent dumb headlines amongst yourselves. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station Facebook page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “How To Listen To An Audiobook: A Beginner’s Guide”
2. “These Fancy Cakes Are Actually High Heeled Shoes”
3. “Chateau Marmont Valets Are The ‘Unsung Heroes’ of Hollywood” (Chateau Marmont is the famous Hollywood luxury hotel)

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “It’s Not Weird To Mourn Your Dead Plant”