THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Here’s another episode of Three Dumb Headlines! These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “A Single Grain Of Moon Dust Has A Lot To Say”
2. “Cuttlefish Wears 3-D Glasses”
3. “Thank Syphilis For These Three Major Fashion Trends”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Wendy’s Breakfast is Starting To Roll Out. Here’s What You Need To Know.”