HOW LONG UNTIL FEMALE ORGASM: 13.46 MINUTES

A new study, published last week in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, has revealed exactly how long it takes the average straight woman to reach orgasm. The magic number? 13.46 minutes. Women in the study used a stopwatch to measure the time it took them to climax. For eight weeks, a group of 645 women from 20 countries set their stopwatches each time they got it on. Researchers only included heterosexual women in monogamous relationships in the study and the average age of the ladies tested was around 30 years old. Relationship status didn’t matter either. It took about the same time for both married and unmarried women to finish.
* A stopwatch. So THAT’S what I’ve been missing all these years.
* “Honey, you go ahead and start. I’m going to take 10 minutes to warm up this pizza in the microwave, and I’ll be along in plenty of time.”
* So this is without the aid of anything that runs on batteries?
* Your mileage may vary.
* 13.46 minutes is also the average length of a commercial break on the HGTV network. Coincidence?
* The research took eight weeks, but then they published the results lickety-split.