TODAY IN WACKY CORONAVIRUS NEWS

Here are a couple of the more unusual coronavirus stories floating around the world:
– In India, a legislator of the Bharatiya Janata Party suggested that cow urine is an effective disinfectant. Mr. Suman Haripriya tweeted: “We all know cow dung is very helpful. Likewise, when cow urine is sprayed, it purifies an area. I believe something similar could be done with cow urine, cow dung to cure #coronavirus.”
* To paraphrase Homer Simpson: Cow urine – is there anything it can’t do?
* Which would you rather be – sprayed with cow urine, or coronavirus? As Jack Benny said, “I thinking it over!”
* For me, it started going downhill with the words “We all know cow dung is very helpful.”
* He missed the most obvious one – attach leeches to suck the infection out of the blood.
– A Lithuanian man locked his wife in the bathroom for fear she might have the illness. He found out that his wife had met a Chinese woman who had traveled to hard-hit Italy. After “consulting on the phone with doctors”, he locked her in the bathroom. His wife managed to call police from the bathroom and asked for help. As a precaution, she was tested for the virus and found to be clear.
* And now he’s “consulting on the phone with a divorce lawyer.”
* At least he didn’t hear about the “spraying with urine” idea from India.
* By the way, Lithuania – bathroom doors are supposed to lock from the INSIDE.