MOTHER’S DAY SURVEY: LEAVE MOM ALONE
This is her day, not yours.
CONTEST: KENTUCKY DERBY HORSE OR GEOLOGICAL FORMATION ON MARS?
The Derby is this Saturday, May 1.
“NIGHT SHIFT” PHONE MODE DOESN’T REALLY HELP YOU SLEEP BETTER
Warm light, schmarm light. No difference.
THE AVERAGE TIME OF SEX
Don’t worry, you’re doing fine.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners choose the dumbest!
DOES YOUR CAT’S BUTTHOLE TOUCH EVERY SURFACE IN YOUR HOUSE?
No.* (*- not EVERY surface.)
STUDY: IT’S THE SIZE OF THE LOGO
Logos get you laid, says science.
SURVEY: PEOPLE BELIEVE THE PANDEMIC HAS DESTROYED THEIR METABOLISM
The “pandemic”. Right.
HOW OFTEN SHOULD YOU CLEAN YOUR HOME?
You’re not doing it right.