THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “5,700-Year-Old Chewing Gum Still Contains Human DNA From Prehistoric Woman”
2. “Grizzly Victim Knew The Risk Of Living With Bears, Friends Say”
3. “I Regained My Smell After COVID, But Now Can’t Stand My Fiancé’s Scent”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “What I Didn’t Expect To Learn From Finding My Parents’ Porn Stash”