THE MOST MISPRONOUNCED STATES
You hayseed.
SURVEY: PARENTS ARE NO HELP WITH HOMEWORK PAST 6TH GRADE
But you already know that.
THE STRANGEST SANDWICH ORDERS
Like grampa always used to say: people are weird.
AUDIO: THE GIANT SKELETON AT HOME DEPOT
Have you seen it? How can you not?
NOBEL COMMITTEE TO INCREASE CASH PRIZE THIS YEAR
More of those sweet, sweet krona.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Dumb-dee-dumb dumb.
10 MINUTE MASSAGE GIVES STRESS RELIEF
A study with a happy ending.
THE 2020 IG-NOBEL PRIZES
All worthy of the honor.
THE COST OF A HAPPY MARRIAGE: $378,570
Time to get a second job.