SCIENTISTS TRAINING BEES TO SENSE COVID
Trained bees. Why didn’t I think of that?
LONGER YAWNS = BIGGER BRAINS
Fact: birds yawn.
TOUCHED BY A ROBOT
There, there. (beep)
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Our weekly visit to Dumbtown.
STUDY: MEN WITH LARGE NOSES HAVE PRETTY BIG HOSES
One supposes.
OWNING A PET MAKES YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE, MAYBE
Or maybe not
CUSTOMER SERVICE SURVEY
Millennials tolerate poor service better. They’ll come around.
SCIENCE: WOMEN ARE THE MOST DIFFICULT
Don’t blame me, blame science.
GOSSIP IS GOOD FOR US
Not for the gossipee, though.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Thursday is Dumb Headline Day!