04 THE BUZZ

Get a goldfish.

MAD magazine already did this in the 1970’s.

Can’t we just have a 3-way tie?

Last year’s favorites? Crap. THESE are her favorites now.

Put on a happy face.

They know how to deal with the brain-dead.

Scarier than Halloween, it’s actual dumb headlines.

Wisdom of the ages.

You may experience some discomfort.

Stop your sobbing.