THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “12 of the Best Household Uses for Hair Conditioner”
2. “Does This Pancake Look Like Elon Musk To You?”
3. “Pig Vomit Toxin Key To Martian Meteorite Mystery”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Think Twice Before Taping Your Mouth Shut To Sleep, Expert Says”