NEEDED TO RETIRE COMFORTABLY: $1.25 MILLION

According to a new study from Northwestern Mutual, Americans now believe they will need $1.25 million to retire comfortably, That number represents a 20% increase over last year, when the number was $1.05 million. The results, which were released by the firm on Tuesday, are based on an online survey conducted in February that included 2,381 adults ages 18 and up.
* This is a shame, because cat food doesn’t taste nearly as good as you might think.
* A 20% increase over last year? Thanks, Biden.
* Are we supposed to wait now for somebody to give us 1.25 million dollars? Then we retire? Is that how that works?
* I know a lot of people who would pay me to quit, but nowhere near a million dollars.
* Looks like I’m going to be a little uncomfortable in my retirement. We’re talking sand in your swimsuit uncomfortable.