NEGATIVE THOUGHTS
You positively should read this.
STUDY: CLASS CLOWNS ARE SMARTER
Yes, ask any teacher.
THINGS MEN DO TO IMPRESS WOMEN, WHO AREN’T IMPRESSED
That don’t impress me much.
THE MOST HANDSOME AMERICAN CITIES
Change outta those sweat pants and put a shirt on.
DISTURBING TREND: PARENTS DRESS AS THE GRINCH, STEAL PRESENTS
Check the lock on the gun safe before you do this.
EMBARRASSING MOMENTS WHEN YOU MEET THE PARENTS
And that’s why your mother-in-law-hates you.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Wrapping up the season with another edition of Dumb Headlines.
WHAT TOY WOULD YOU BUY YOUR WORST ENEMY’S CHILD?
Revenge Christmas, the best kind of Christmas.
UBER EATS FOOD TRENDING REPORT
No onions.