THE BEST STATE TO SURVIVE AN ALIEN INVASION: VIRGINIA
Sorry, Nevada, you’re toast.
Sorry, Nevada, you’re toast.
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Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
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No wonder they hate us.
The 21st century is hard.
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