THINGS MEN DO TO IMPRESS WOMEN, WHO AREN’T IMPRESSED
That don’t impress me much.
That don’t impress me much.
Change outta those sweat pants and put a shirt on.
Check the lock on the gun safe before you do this.
And that’s why your mother-in-law-hates you.
Wrapping up the season with another edition of Dumb Headlines.
Revenge Christmas, the best kind of Christmas.
Seems long.
No onions.
Grow up, grownups.
‘Tis the season of disappointment.