ENORMOUS NUMBER OF PEOPLE STILL LIVING WITH THEIR PARENTS

He is currently assembling his Cabinet.

Times Square.

His funeral is tomorrow, followed by a wake.

He says, “My knee hurts.” Doctor says, “Have you tried icing it?”

The man says, “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?” The other guy replies, “Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” The man, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?” The guy says, “No. They’re all at the funeral.”