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TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
TAYLOR AND TRAVIS SET THE DATE
June 13. Rhode Island. Be there.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
QUENTIN TARENTINO’S TOP TEN FILMS OF THE PAST 25 YEARS
Yes, what does Quentin think?
AEROSMITH GONE FROM THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLLER COASTER AT DISNEY WORLD
That’s Crazy Amazin’. I’m Cryin’.
CHRIS YOUNG REFUNDS ALL TICKETS AFTER SNOWSTORM SHOW
Early Christmas present.
WICKED III COMING, YOU CAN’T STOP IT
Milk that cash cow, baby.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
BAND DUMPS THEIR SINGER AT A GAS STATION MID-TOUR
Give it up for… Vitriol!
JOKE OF THE DAY
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Your momma is so fat…
When the moon is full she turns into a warehouse.
What did the lazy mathematician say to the numbers?
Calc you later.
Why does Santa Claus get so many pop-up ads?
Because he always accepts cookies.
What did Alexander Hamilton say when he was cold?
Burr.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
U.S. NEWS
FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT WITH CHICKEN
Not like the chicken fights we used to have.
TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY CALLS FOR GYM WORKOUTS BEFORE BOARDING FLIGHTS
Like you don’t get enough steps at the airport.
JUDGE SAYS WOMAN CAN’T CHANGE HER NAME TO “DR”
Well, no duh.
MAN STEALS SAME CAR TWICE
He has a type.
FUTURE IN-LAWS PLAY PRANK ON BRIDE-TO-BE
Welcome to the family, sucker.
ESCAPED MONKEY FINDS A HOME IN NEW JERSEY
As they do.
OZEMPIC FOR PETS IS COMING
Drugs fix everything.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
JAPANESE MAN CALLS POLICE TO TELL THEM HE’S GOING TO ROB A STORE
Guy puts the “me” in CrimeStoppers.
AIR INDIA FORGOT IT HAD A PLANE
Plane crazy.
CONTAINER SPILL CAUSES BEACH BANANAS
Bananarama.
BRITAIN’S CROWN JEWELS (DISPLAY CASE) ASSAULTED WITH PUDDING
Yellow matter custard.
WORKING TO MAKE DENTIST DRILLS SOUND LESS SCARY
And good luck with that.
THIEF SWALLOWS MINIATURE FABERGE EGG
This guy is hard-boiled.
WOMAN IN COURT FOR GOING WRONG WAY ON AN ESCALATOR
Crime in England is escalating.
FUNNY PICTURES
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Never Pitch Your Tent In The Dark
Mondays
And They Were Never Seen Again
School Shoes
Guy Fixes
Dog Pile
THE BUZZ
REVENGE
They had it coming.
STUDY: HAPPY MARRIAGE KEEPS YOU SKINNY
Because look at all the skinny married people around you at Walmart.
EYEWITNESS TO A FIRING
Stories from the front lines.
PEOPLE WHO EAT CHILI PEPPERS LIVE LONGER
Chili today, for a better tamale.
WHAT KIDS CALL THINGS
Aren’t they sweet? Get them checked.
GOOGLE’S TOP TRENDING SLANG SEARCHES OF 2025
Going to Ohio.
MOST MISPRONOUNCED WORDS OF THE YEAR
Don’t believe the hyperbole.
HIDING CHRISTMAS GIFTS
Ready or not, here they come.
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
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EMMA MCKAY
Starts Friday, August 1 in theaters.
DUST BUNNY
Starts Friday, December 12 in theaters.
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2
Starts Friday, December 5 in theaters.
HAMNET
Starts Friday, December 5 in theaters.
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THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, December 5.
XMAS: LUMINESCENT LANE
Just keep the pace up.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – 4th of December Sale
Big Al’s new idea for a sale gets a chilly reception.
CHRISTMAS CAROLERS: CRYPTO CRASH
If you’re talking about the crypto market, this is for you.
CHRISTMAS: PERVY SANTA AT THE MALL
Kicking off the Xmas season with a classic!
TURKEY: A SONG FOR THANKSGIVING
Apologies to Pink Floyd.
A & M AUTOLAND – Thanksgiving / Cranberry Sauce
Big Mike serves Big Al some Thanksgiving punch.
THE WEDNESDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Wednesday, November 26.
NED DEEDLER’S BAIT SHOP BLACK FRIDAY SALE
Free box of leeches.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 21.
THANKSGIVING – CARL’S HONEYBAKED ROADKILL
It’s randomly delicious.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – Letters
If you sell junky cars, you’re gonna get junk mail.
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