SCORNED WIFE WRITES WARNING LETTER TO HUSBAND'S MISTRESS

A scorned New York wife wrote a scathing letter to her husband’s mistress and posted it on Craigslist. The jilted wife, who claims to live south of Syracuse, says she learned of the affair after finding her philandering hubby’s dating site profiles – and a few key pieces of damning evidence:
– “You left your mascara in my husband’s old vehicle (he bought a newer one in late September),” she writes. “It was a shimmery brown Covergirl. I think you left some clothes here too. I threw them away. You also left a bra. You’re size 36 B. I’m a 34C. The bra stank with BO.”
– She describes the night before she left him: “If he tells you we agreed to an open relationship, that was his question the night before I left, and I gave an ADAMANT “NO!!!” And he agreed, and said it was just something stupid that came into his head at the moment.”
– She writes: “He’ll use you up, he’s a selfish lover, he’s a spend-a-holic, and it’s likely he’ll revert to booze. His financial decisions will drive you into bankruptcy. (He’s done it twice.) His family will hate you (they’re weird, you’ll see), and he has a tendency to do incredibly stupid stuff.”
She then warns the other woman that half of their assets – including their waterfront property, purebred dogs and brand-new truck – will be hers after the divorce:
– “So you won’t be living in my nice house, we’ll be selling it. And he may not have mentioned all my grad school debt … We’ll be splitting that as well. So guess what you have???”
She goes on: “You and he ruined my life, stole the life I spent 15 years trying to built with him, destroyed my identity … I wish I could say I “wish you the best,” but it’s more like “I think you’re about to get what you deserve.”
She predicts her cheating husband, a 56-year-old “contractor-type,” will have to downgrade to a “little apartment” after the split. “He’s courting you as the next Mrs., knowing that our divorce will leave him very, very financially screwed,” she cautioned. “And you, my dear, are lookin’ to him like his life boat. Get out while you can.”
She ends by saying: “GOOD LUCK WITH HIM! THE PACKAGING IS DAMAGED AND WHAT’S INSIDE IS PRETTY SPENT, TOO!”
(The full letter is here: http://syracuse.craigslist.org/rnr/5334993199.html)
* So, it sounds like she’s almost over it then.
* I don’t think this is going to be an amicable split.
* Clearly, she’s angry because the other woman has bigger breasts.
* Seriously, the other woman left a bra at the house? Worst job of sneaking around ever!
* Don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel.
* Frankly, I’m beginning to see why he dumped her.
* Hey, it wouldn’t be the holidays without a little heartbreak.
* And now here’s Alanis Morisette with her “You Oughta Know” song …