FAKE SEX BOMB ROBBER PLEADS GUILTY

Aaron Stein pleaded guilty in a Pennsylvania court last week to trying to rob a bank with a fake bomb, made of phone wires, duct tape and a sex toy. According to his attorney, Stein’s wedding was just days away, his honeymoon booked, when he got word that $9,000 he’d invested in foreign currency markets to pay for the trip was gone. In a move of desperation, his attorney Bruce Carsia said, Stein made a fake bomb and he used it to threaten tellers and rob a bank on June 15 in the town of Crafton. He wore an Iron Man mask to hide his identity. Police arrested him soon after the robbery. Despite Stein telling them the sex bomb was fake, it was detonated as a precaution. Stein spent about 18 days in the Allegheny County Jail until his bail was reduced and his father was able to post it. He then had his belated wedding. But now, the judge has revoked Stein’s bond pending his sentencing May 31. “I’m stunned that he’s standing here as a free person,” Judge Anthony Mariani said during the plea hearing. “This was outrageously dangerous behavior.”
* Meanwhile, his wife is still short one vibrator.
* Is there ANYTHING duct tape can’t do?
* An Iron Man mask, ’cause Tony Stark was a brilliant inventor, too.
* “Give me the money, or I’ll use THIS on you.” “Really? It looks like that would feel GOOD.”
* It’s ironic that, after making a fake bomb with a sex toy, he’s going to end up in the pokey.
* Worse yet, when he gets out he’s still married to a woman who wanted a $9,000 honeymoon.
* She went ahead and married him anyway? Honey, what do you do when you need some brains?
* I know…love is blind…but it doesn’t have to be this stupid.
* This is where you say, “I just feel like we’ve grown apart and we should start seeing other people.”
* It’s always a bad sign when the judge says he’s stunned that you’re not in jail.