DUI SUSPECT DRANK WINE, JUST LIKE JESUS

Drunk driving suspect Nicole Ann Mintner defended herself to police by telling arresting officers that “Jesus drank wine and so did I.” Deputies in Sumter County, Florida found the 45-year-old asleep at the wheel in a silver Dodge with her hazard lights activated and engine running. She told officers that she had taken Xanax, then later admitted to drinking alcohol after four empty sangria bottles were found in her center console. When they arrived at the jail, officers attempted to perform field sobriety tests on Minter but she kept talking over them and began singing “Amazing Grace.” As officers were taking her booking photo, Mintner removed her right breast from her shirt and “completely revealed it to the camera and jail staff.”
* Cops really hate it when that happens.
* She gets the booby prize.
* Now she has to call a #MeToo on herself.
* She was filled with the holy spirits, alright.
* Caught in a car with four empty sangria bottles? What a moron. Sangria is lots cheaper by the jug.
* Jesus drank wine, but he probably also had a designated chariot driver.