DRUNK, PANTSLESS, PEEING MAN POSES LIKE SUPERMAN

Joshua Masciarelli was allegedly wearing just a red tank top and no pants when he went on a late-night walk near his Palm Harbor, Florida, home on Saturday. According to the police report, the 23-year-old “would stop on occasion and pose like Superman exposing himself and urinating.” When confronted by cops he “could not explain why he had no pants on” and didn’t even know his way home. Masciarelli was arrested for disorderly intoxication.
* I don’t recall Superman exposing himself and urinating, but to be honest, I didn’t catch the last two movies.
* Sounds more like something Bizarro Superman would do.
* This guy had a good excuse: He didn’t know pants were required.
* It was so nice out he thought he’d leave it out.
* This takes “going commando” to the next level.
* He could have at least put on a kilt.
* That’s right … disorderly intoxication. It used to be disorderly conduct and public intoxication but they combined them to save time.
* Let’s just say he was hammered.
* Uh oh, now he wants the trial moved to his home planet of Kyrpton.
* When he was informed that the planet had been destroyed he said, “Sounds like a mistrial to me.”