DRUNK GUY BREAKS INTO TACO BELL FOR DORITO SHELLS

In Pasadena, California, somebody broke into a local Taco Bell Saturday and ate some Doritos taco shells. Ten Doritos-dusted taco shells had disappeared from the counter. Some of the shells were crumbled and fell to the floor. Police were called. About four hours later, a man approached a sergeant who was standing in front of the nearby police station. He told the sergeant he broke into the Taco Bell because he was hungry – drunk and hungry for taco shells. Jose Cruz, 22, was arrested on suspicion of commercial burglary.
* “We’re dealing with a criminal mastermind, Chief. This guy knew exactly where to find what he was looking for.”
* Total haul: about 60 cents worth of taco shells.
* He tried to use reverse psychology by standing in front of the police station, but I guess it backfired. Which is always a problem when you eat at Taco Bell.
* Drunk and hungry is pretty much the unofficial slogan of Taco Bell, no?
* Whoever’s sending us these crime stories needs to raise the bar a little.