ANOTHER NORTH CAROLINA SHARK ATTACK

There was a seventh shark attack in North Carolina on Wednesday. A man was attacked in the Outer Banks on Ocracoke Island. The victim was airlifted off the island to a hospital in Greenville. A witness on the beach at the time told the Virginian-Pilot she saw the man emerge from the water with a bite on his right thigh. Another witness said the shark bit both of his legs. Wednesday’s attack marks the seventh incident on North Carolina beaches in June and July. Last year, there were only four reported in the state through the summer.
* North Carolina’s going to need a bigger beach.
* Sharks must be passing along the news about how good we taste.
* “Go for the thigh. Very satisfying.”
* Time to find something else to do in the summer in North Carolina.
* It’s that new TV show, “Zoo”, isn’t it? All the animals are revolting?
* Let’s look at the bright side: You’d rather have a bite on both your legs than have no legs left at all.
* Apparently the sharks did not appreciate these Sharnado movies.
* Here’s the scary part: all 7 attacks were the same shark.
* I’m not even going in my wading pool after this.
* We’re at the part in the movie where the sheriff wants to close the beaches but the Mayor says the town needs the tourist dollars.