TRUCK FULL OF URINAL CAKES BURNS
A FedEx semi-trailer full of urinal cakes.
ALLIGATOR TRIES TO EAT HORSE
The horse had bite marks on one of its legs.
GENERAL MILLS REFORMULATES TRIX
Blue and green – gone.
WOMAN BEATS BOYFRIEND TO DEATH WITH CANNED FOOD
Peas, carrots and chicken broth.
BOSS WHO MOCKED THOSE WHO GOT FIRED IS FIRED
A vice president for J. Crew who celebrated the firings of 175 people.
CAR THIEF DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE STICK, CALLS A CAB
His girlfriend tried to walk him through it.
PANTY THIEF
131 pairs of underwear.
MAN CLAIMS IT'S "FAKE METH"
Nice try.