BURGER KING PAYS FOR BURGER-KING WEDDING
Joel Burger married Ashley King.
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER FOUND DRUNK, SHIRTLESS AND PASSED OUT
Shirtless, in a black robe and slippers.
HACKERS HIT CHEATING WEBSITE
“Life is short. Have an affair.”
NAVY TO STOP SERVING FRIED FOOD
“This isn’t a Weight Watchers cruise, it’s the goddamn Navy!”
POLICE SEEK ENERGY DRINK THIEF
He stole 103 cases of Five-hour Energy.
AUDIO: DON'T KISS YOUR CHICKENS
You’ll get salmonella.
LEMONADE STAND THIEF CAPTURED
He knocked over their table and swiped $30.
THIEF PUTS PUTTERS DOWN PANTS
He shoplifted a putter, twice.
DOG RIDIN' MONKEY RACES WILL GO ON AT ILLINOIS FAIR
The Banana Derby.
HEARSE STOLEN DURING FUNERAL
In Buffalo, New York, a hearse was…