FLORIDA CYCLIST CRASHES ON SQUISHED ALLIGATOR
Then other cyclists ran over him.
MAN BUYS WRONG LOTTERY TICKET, WINS $30,000
He didn’t have his glasses with him.
WOMAN FINDS BIG DIAMOND AT STATE PARK THAT HAS LOTS OF DIAMONDS
Bobbie Oskarson unearthed an 8.52-carat white diamond.
WHEELCHAIR-BOUND BANK ROBBER GETS AWAY
Police suspect an inside job.
WALMART REFUSES CONFEDERATE FLAG CAKE, MAKES ISIS FLAG CAKE
Good ol’ political correctness.
BURGER CHAIN ADDING CRICKETS TO MILKSHAKES
Mmmm…cricket powder.
CAR THIEF STEALS HEARSE WITH BODY INSIDE
What are the odds?
FAKE DENTIST PULLS FIVE TEETH
And at least 50 other patients.
MAN NAMED ROD HIT BY LIGHTNING TWICE
“Everybody says I am a lucky person.”
TASTELESS SCHOOL FOOD LEADS TO BLACK MARKET IN SALT, SUGAR
Thanks, Mrs. Obama!