WHEELCHAIR-BOUND BANK ROBBER GETS AWAY

A wheelchair-bound man robbed a bank in Queens, New York on Monday and then rolled away with an unknown amount of cash. The unidentified suspect, a black male believed to be in his 20s, entered a Santander Bank in Long Island City and handed the teller a note at around 2 p.m. After the man indicated that he had a weapon, the employee handed him an undetermined amount of money. The man then rolled out the bank on his wheelchair and fled. There has been no sign of the man or his wheelchair since, according to police. The cash that he swiped was not accompanied with a dye pack, making investigators believe that the robbery may have been an inside job.
* Sure – the cops can’t catch a guy in a wheelchair so they blame it on the employees.
* He won’t get far on foot. Wheels, however – that’s a different story.
* How can you shoot a gun while you’re working a wheelchair?
* And it helped that he had one of those convenient handicap parking spaces close to the door.
* You know what would be clever? Show up pretending you use a wheelchair, then later get up and run.
* Maybe that’s what happened.
* We’ve got the wheels of justice. This is the wheels of crime.
* So they forgot the dye pack. Let’s not make a federal case out of it.