DUI SUSPECT: 'MY DOG WAS DRIVING'
Then he started vomiting.
AUDIO: OLIVE GARDEN KICKS OUT COP DURING HIS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION
They didn’t like his gun.
MAN WILL SEND YOU DEAD LEAVES FOR 20 BUCKS
New England in the fall, anywhere.
HUNTER WAKES UP BEING EATEN BY A BEAR
The bear was eating his head.
THE MEANEST MOMMY MAKES KIDS WATCH "MOMMIE DEAREST"
While duct taped to a chair.
AUDIO: BANANA MAN THROWS BANANA
Another run-by fruiting.
COW ON THE LOOSE
For several months, in upstate New York.
HOMELESS MAN WALKS INTO SUPERMARKET WITH A SKULL
He was using it as a puppet.
800-POUND MAN KICKED OUT OF HOSPITAL FOR ORDERING PIZZA
And only 250 pounds to go before he could get the gastric bypass.
NASA FINDS WATER ON PLUTO
Oh stop already.