MAN BREAKS INTO HOME, DEMANDS SOMEONE TO SMOKE DOPE WITH HIM
A cunning plan.
LADY DELEGATE SHAKES NAKED BREASTS AT EX-HUSBAND
“With one breast in each hand [shaking] them up and down.”
WOMAN TELLS RESTAURANT JESUS WILL PAY FOR HER MEAL
At the Calabash Seafood Buffet.
BARTENDER SHOT FOR USING CLAMATO INSTEAD OF TOMATO JUICE
It sure didn’t taste like tomato juice.
MAN BURNS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S TEDDY BEAR
A 25-year-old Memphis, Tennessee, man is accused of…
SEX TOYS HANGING FROM POWER LINES IN PORTLAND
It’s ok – they do not pose a fire hazard.
SHARK RESCUED BY BEACH-GOERS
On Cape Cod.
COUPLE DISCOVERS HOME WAS PREVIOUSLY A SEX HOUSE
There was once two illuminated cages in the basement.
COMPETING TURKEY TESTICLE FESTIVALS
Go figure.
DRUNK DAD LEAVES 3-YEAR-OLD AT SUBWAY
At 11:30 at night.