PROPOSING DORK DROPS RING INTO OCEAN
Everybody jumped in the water, and another guy found it.
GUY TRIES TO "COPYRIGHT" A CHICKEN SANDWICH
Sorry, it’s not considered a work of art.
DON'T TAKE A SELFIE WITH A RATTLESNAKE
The rattle is there for a reason, folks.
WOMEN FIGHT ON AIRPLANE
Razors! Pepper spray!
ALABAMA SOCIAL PROGRESS UPDATE
It starts with the vice-president of a cheerleading team wearing a Ku Klux Klan shirt to a kids’ practice.
IHOP ROBBERS PUT CUSTOMERS IN FREEZER
“Just chill while we make our getaway.”
ANOTHER STORY OF ROBBERS FOUND SNOOZING
Napping in the garage.
WALMART TO STOP SELLING ASSAULT RIFLES
Don’t worry – they’re being replaced with shotguns.
AMERICANS BUYING FLAMETHROWERS
Especially since there’s been talk of banning them.