FAKE DENTIST PULLS FIVE TEETH

A Texas man who allegedly faked being a dentist was arrested last week after he held down a duped patient on her couch while yanking five teeth from her mouth. The woman’s mouth became infected after the extractions. Mario Sabillon-Meja, 33, and his 41-year-old accomplice Tiffany Gonzalez face felony charges for the impersonations, from which they pocketed $1,500. The desperate victim, who told authorities she had toothaches but no dental insurance, had agreed to shell out $500 for an initial dental exam, $500 for the teeth removal and $500 for a follow-up exam. The woman said she was given an “unknown type of medicine” for the pain. Sabillon-Meja, a Honduras native, is believed to have treated at least 50 other patients in the area.
* The giveaway of him being a fake dentist is that he had magazines dated from this year.
* At least those teeth won’t be bothering her any more.
* You have to admit: it’s the ultimate Monday story.
* In fact, that’s how I felt when the alarm clock went off this morning.
* Okay, it didn’t hurt that bad, but I know one thing: it was like pulling teeth to get me out of bed this morning.
* Police plan to interview the other 50 victims if they ever stop screaming.
* You know the sick thing? When it was over he still gave her a lecture about flossing more.