FLORIDA GROOM PUNCHES THE MINISTER
The wedding planner didn’t plan this!
HURRICANE SEASON TO BE MILDER
One hopes.
BANK ROBBER BRINGS ALONG HIS DOG
Good boy, bad man.
COOL POLICE OFFICER CAUGHT SPINNING DONUTS IN A CRUISER
Police + Donuts = Comedy!
MAN DRIVES HIS CYBERTRUCK INTO A LAKE ON PURPOSE
Or should that be… on porpoise?
INVENTOR OF “TICKLE ME ELMO” DIES
Ha ha!!— I mean, boo-hoo.
POSSIBLE BURGLAR STUCK IN WALL FOR 10 HOURS
Wall-to-wall excitement.
LAS VEGAS HEART ATTACK GRILL CLOSING
Cardiac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac.
CALIFORNIA LOOKING INTO HIGH-SPEED BUSES
Pop quiz, hotshot.
MAN SUES POKEMON FOR DENYING HIM PROFESSORSHIP
They catch ’em all, even the misdemeanors.