PIZZA GUY THROWS PIZZA AT ROBBER
$45 worth of pizza…gone.
560-POUND MAN RIDING BIKE ACROSS COUNTRY TO GET INTO SHAPE
He lost 60 pounds in 90 miles.
WALMART TO SELL DON'T-FORGET-YOUR-BABY CAR SEATS
An alarm sounds when a car ignition is turned off while a baby is in the car seat.
CREEPY CLOWN BREAKS INTO CEMETERY, WAVES
“When we get closer, we realize it’s a clown, which is super weird.”
ALLIGATOR FOUND WALKING THE STREETS IN NEW YORK CITY
A three-footer.
FAKE COP HAS FAKE COP I.D. WITH ADRIEN BRODY'S PICTURE
He told the cops, “I’m one of you, man!”
MAILMAN BREAKS INTO HOUSE, TRIES ON OWNER'S BOOTS
The postman always kinks twice.
WOMAN CLAIMS ACCIDENT CAUSED BY PRAYER
She was praying as she drove, occasionally with her head down.
LIGHTNING STRIKE ON NUDE BEACH
Three men injured.
NASA FINDS PLANET SIMILAR TO EARTH
But 60 percent bigger.