MAN PARKS PLANE IN DRIVEWAY
Too cheap to pay the $150/month airport fee.
SUBWAY EMPLOYEES THWART ROBBERY BY IGNORING ROBBER
The robber mumbled something under his breath as he walked out of the business.
MAN FINDS HIS CELLPHONE AFTER IT FELL OUT OF A PLANE
From 9,300 feet.
AUDIO: SCISSORS FOUND IN BIRTHDAY CAKE
Not good for the tradition of “mordida”.
INTRUDER USES RATTLESNAKE TO THREATEN VICTIM
He once used a hornet’s nest.
WORMS IN THE WATER IN HOUSTON
Fresh out of the tap!
ATM WORKERS LEAVE BAG OF MONEY BEHIND
$141,000 in 10’s and 20’s.
COPS RECOGNIZE FUGITIVE IN LOW-BUDGET HORROR FILM
The film’s producer says he will remain in the film.
BANK ROBBER TAKES LOLLIPOP ON THE WAY OUT
You would, too.