WOMAN ATTACKS RIVAL AT GYM WITH FREE WEIGHTS
Weight Weight – Don’t Kill Me!
8-YEAR-OLDS STAGE HOCKEY FIGHT DURING PERIOD BREAK
Everyone into the penalty box!
GASOLINE MIXUP IN COLORADO
Many drivers are not filling well today.
CHOPPELGANGERS
“Someone who looks like you but slightly worse.”
REC CENTER EMPLOYEE STEALS $60 INSULATED CUP
Actual quote: “This cup would be great to hold my breast milk.”
WOMEN PASS COUNTERFEIT MONEY TO BURGER JOINTS
Robble robble robble robble…
BEAR BREAKS INTO CANDY STORE FOUR TIMES
I sense a pattern.
“JESSICA” IS THE NEW “KAREN”
Let me speak to Karen’s manager.
PENNSYLVANIA GRAVE ROBBER
What a bonehead.
WAYMO SELF-DRIVING CAR DRIVES ON TRAIN TRACKS
Waymo trouble than it’s worth.