TEACHER TELLS STUDENT BEING LEFT-HANDED IS "EVIL"
“He’s a witch! Burn him! BURN HIM!”
NUTELLA RAGE
Old guy gives his opinion one too many times.
TSA FLAGS TRANSGENDER WOMAN FOR HAVING PENIS
“That’s my penis,” she said.
PIZZA GUY LEAVES BAG OF MONEY AT GUY'S HOUSE
$1300 that was supposed to go to the bank.
DISNEY BANS MAN FOR LIFE AFTER METH LAB JOKE
‘I could have built a meth lab in the length of time it’s taken you guys to answer my question.’ Ha-ha.
WOMAN JUMPS OUT OF MOVING CAR WHEN SHE SEES A SPIDER
Leaving her son in the car.
KID SQUEALS ON MOM'S DRINKING
“Yes you have, mom.”
MAN TRIES FAKE 911 CALL TO GET OUT OF TRAFFIC TICKET
This trick never works. Never.
NAKED SWIMMING WOMAN A MYSTERY
Nude, three miles offshore.
PRISONERS COMPLAIN ABOUT TOO-NOISY GUARDS
Guards have been asked to walk quieter.