NUTELLA RAGE

In Los Angeles, a local Costco store was offering customers free samples of Nutella chocolate spread on waffles. Customer Derrick Gharabighi, 24, was helping himself to several samples when an elderly shopper nearby took offense. The 78-year-old told Gharabighi he shouldn’t take more than one. So Gharabighi punched him in the face, sending him to the hospital with a one-inch cut and swelling above his eye. Gharabighi was arrested on suspicion of elder abuse.
* These kids today!
* Better keep your fingers off my Butterfinger, and stay the hella’way from my Nutella.
* Hey old man – it’s Costco! The jars of Nutella are probably 10 pounds each! It’s not like they’re going to run out!
* You never see this at Costco when they’re giving out the free samples of dried seaweed. (True Costco product!)
* Nutella spread on waffles? There are mornings where I’d fight over that myself.
* So what do you do after that? Put the syrup on top?
* I guess so. Then you just add a big dab of whipped cream and you call it a healthy breakfast.
* At first I thought the young guy could be a stoner with the munchies, but he’d be way more mellow than this.
* Nutella on waffles? Come on. Doesn’t it sound like something a stoner would dream up?