DISNEY BANS MAN FOR LIFE AFTER METH LAB JOKE

David Swindler, 54, of St. Augustine, Florida, his wife, Shelley, and two kids were staying in Disney World’s Pop Century resort on Friday. When he wanted to extend their two-night stay a third night, Swindler called the front desk around 11:30 p.m. to see if there was a room available on Sunday evening. After being put on hold for 15 minutes, he hung up in frustration. When he called back, Swindler says he jokingly griped about the long wait on hold, telling them, “I could have built a meth lab in the length of time it’s taken you guys to answer my question.” Swindler later said, “I could have said, ‘I could have built an atomic bomb.’ I don’t know why I said ‘meth lab.’ I’ve never even seen that show, ‘Breaking Bad.'” A short time later, deputies from the Orange County Sheriff’s Dept. and members of Disney security came to Swindler’s hotel room to question him about the meth lab. Surprisingly, no meth lab was found in the room and no charges were filed. However, Swindler and his family were escorted out of the hotel, forcing them to find another hotel at 3 a.m. on a busy holiday weekend. Swindler was given a trespass notice banning him from any Disney theme park for life, although his wife and kids are free to visit. He said, “When my 9-year-old daughter was leaving the room, she looked up at the officers and said, ‘Childhood ruined.'”
* And the officer replied, “You need a new Dad.”
* What kind of Mickey mouse operation is this plac— oh, right.
* Later, David phoned in a bomb threat from his new hotel room.
* It could have been worse. He could have said, “I could have downloaded a pirated version of ‘Tomorrowland’ while I was waiting.”
* Although that’s stupid – nobody wants a copy of “Tomorrowland.”
* Not even for free.
* You get the feeling Disney’s had meth lab problems before.
* You know I always thought Dopey, Sleepy and Sneezy of the 7 Dwarves were on drugs.
* And you can’t convince me Walt Disney wasn’t on mushrooms when he thought up the whole Magic Kingdom bit.
* Tinkerbell is higher than a kite. That is for sure.
* And you can’t tell me Goofy isn’t using.
* PHONE TOPIC: Did you ever get in trouble with an amusement park, a museum, zoo, etc?